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The Editor regrets to inform you that the dancing llamas have broken out of their harnesses and are running rampant through IndieTits headquarters. Any individuals with llama-herding experience are urged to contact Human Resources as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

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Sunday, May 29, 2005

The Editor would like to announce that those responsible for sacking the sponsorship personnel have themselves been sacked. The llamas will be kept on as consultants.

Is this the end of the IndieTits sell-out story? Tune in tomorrow to find out! Maybe!

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Oh no! Has IndieTits.com sold out? HAS JEPH JACQUES SOLD OUT TO THE MAN??? OH NOES!!!

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

the joke is that there really ARE two chicks who get naked and make out behind his back every day...OR ARE THERE???

Lesbians!

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Monday, May 23, 2005

SERIOUSLY IF SHE HAD NOT WALKED IN FRONT OF THE SHOTGUN IT WOULD NOT HAVE SHOT HER

What is more offensive than a dead hooker joke? A second dead hooker joke.

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Sunday, May 22, 2005

actually it's the dead clown next to her that is scaring them off

I swear I will eventually remember to update this comic on time.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Blue Tit #3 didn't even care enough to get the quote right

Man, these birds are kind of hypocritical considering that force choke strip from a while back.

Seriously though, I do not care about this last Star Wars movie at all.

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Friday, May 20, 2005

the question is whether he means 'huge' by human standards or by boobie standards

It is Penis Joke Friday. Everyone have a happy Penis Joke Friday.

Don't forget that today is the last day to pre-order an IndieTits shirt! Click the big ugly banner ad below to do so. Thank you for your tit support.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

do not be angry. they are not talking about your webcomic, unless your webcomic is terrible

Hallmark of a terrible webcomic #245: Making jokes about how terrible most webcomics are.

Hallmark of a terrible webcomic #246: Making jokes about making jokes about how terrible most webcomics are.

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Monday, May 16, 2005

singing Biz Markie is TOTALLY enough to woo a lady, what is she talking about

Seriously that song is one of the three best songs you can ever sing.

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

ornithology is not usually this exciting

IndieTits.com is not prejudiced against ornithologists. IndieTits.com is aware that most ornithologists would never run around in a field without pants on.

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Friday, May 13, 2005

he dropped them because they were also on fire

Man, if you are trying to impress a female of whatever species you prefer, do not attempt a motorcycle jump. It is almost never worth the risk.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

OMIGOD SHE HAS A SISTER TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Have you listened to the radio lately? No? Don't.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

That Bloc Party record is some of the most bland, overproduced indie rock I have ever heard. Futureheads 4 lyfe, yo.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

the point of this comic is that Sweet Home Alabama is basically the worst song ever. yes, it is even worse than the new Weezer album.

What the hell, Weezer? Seriously.

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Monday, May 09, 2005

he was aiming for Hayden Christiansen's car but missed

Hey look, there's an IndieTits t-shirt available for pre-order now. Sexy.

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

he probably just rented a car or something

Brown tit #2 really wanted a GameCube instead.

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Saturday, May 07, 2005

I REALLY DON'T THINK IT MATTERS WHETHER THEY'RE BLONDE OR NOT EITHER

How many webcomic authors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Assuming he/she does not have a physical disability preventing him/her from doing so, it takes one webcomic author to screw in a lightbulb.

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Friday, May 06, 2005

ironically, this comic is a lot funnier the first fifteen times

The sad part is that I genuinely think the phrase "butts lol" makes a really good knock-knock joke punchline. You have to say "lol" like "loll" though, not "ell oh ell".

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Thursday, May 05, 2005

you can totally feel up a boobie on the mainland

nobody said you had to be mature to get a PHD

Double update because I keep forgetting to put these things up on time. I am a slacker.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

please Hammer don't hurt 'em or release any more albums

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Monday, May 02, 2005

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Woops. Forgot to update for a couple days. Sorry.

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