You know, I heard this same thing happened to Nietzsche when he was younger. It would explain a lot. Or maybe not.

Dear Pitchfork: I told you so.

Man the one hard part about updating this comic five days per week has turned out to be thinking of something to talk about in each of these newsposts! My life is a ship right now, sailin' along at a steady clip towards parts unknown. Supplies are good though and I've got a steady breeze in my sails. Here's hoping it keeps up!

Oh man, I just used a nautical metaphor. Does this mean I have to get one of those nautical star tattoos that all the hip kids have these days? Does this mean I have to start a June of 44 cover band???

"Sharks and Sailors" is a really good song, I must admit.

See you tomorrow!

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