Man, what a weird weekend. Apparently some joker decided it would be funny to post that I had died on my WikiPedia page, which sparked a small amount of panic in my forums and elsewhere. I assure you that I am entirely not dead (note that I did not say undead) and that everything has been resolved. I would urge people in the future to not accept everything they read on the Internet as absolute fact.

Now if you'll excuse me I am going to go hang out with Paul McCartney's doppelganger. See you tomorrow!

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