I have an inside source in the record industry who tells me that the next six chapters of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" masterpiece will involve underage Croatian prostitutes, urine, and a horse. Exciting!

I seem to have finally gotten the best of my Sleep Madness. Last night I went to bed at 5am, which sounds bad but is considerably better for the psyche than, say, 10am. I actually saw the sun today!

That is totally it for now. Enjoy the comicz and I will see you on Monday.

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