Tonight's comic is going up early because of the myriad distractions that my parents' abode in Florida provides. Think of it as a five-star hotel that crashed into a sports bar/casino where not only do you know all of the patrons, you're related to them and they're constantly giving you free drinks.

In short: HLGBGUAHUGLABLAGUHGALGHAGHL

See you tomorrow!

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