This morning I was idly thinking of various preposterous stereotypes for Europeans- "the British are unable to turn right on Tuesdays," "Norwegian women can see in the dark," that sort of thing. Don't ask me why. Anyway I thought it might make a funny comic. Hopefully I was right, because that is what I am giving you to read today!

I can't stop listening to the new album by French techno psychopaths Justice. Imagine Daft Punk in a bad mood on methamphetamines and you have a good idea of what they sound like. IMPECCABLE.

It is my birthday on Sunday! I will be 27 years old. That's creepy. I'm OLD!

That's all I got tonight! Enjoy the comic and I will see you on Monday.

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