So this one time a couple Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door to try and convince me that Jesus was coming back really soon and I should probably quit all my sinning. I politely told them that I enjoyed my sinning quite a bit and did not believe that Jesus thought it was a big deal. This was the day after my ear surgery, so I was all bandaged up like I had been shot in the head. I think that kind of freaked them out. They have not been back since.
This concludes our daily installment of "Jeph is trying to think of something interesting to say in the newspost but cannot come up with anything." See you tomorrow.
