This comic is a perfect diorama of the inner workings of my mind. This is how I think.
We got a whole bunch of backordered t-shirts and hoodies from our printer today! Tomorrow most of them will go out in the mail in a most expeditious manner, so hopefully almost everyone who ordered something as a Christmas present will get their gifts on time. If we can't get you something by the holiday, we'll email you and work something out.
Cristi says "Wow...just...wow! Thank you!" to everyone who emailed her yesterday. I was hoping for a good response, but wasn't expecting literally hundreds of you to email her! This is just more proof that I have the best readers of any webcomic ever.
That's it for tonight. I will see you tomorrow!